"Ѕhut ​uр ​аnd ​Κіѕѕ ​Меǃ" (Numi & Bao)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 89

  • @fmj329
    @fmj329 Год назад +719

    They're never beating the alleGAYtions

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation Год назад +692

    Numi: "Bao just come inside!"
    >Cue cyberpunk meme music

  • @RoachChan
    @RoachChan  Год назад +269

    Numi saying "Bao just come inside!" should be a sound clip alert thing (I don't know what its called)

  • @Warlundrie
    @Warlundrie Год назад +791

    Swear to god numi, just tie a W with one of your friends, stop blue balling yourself and "JUST DO IT"

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Год назад +66

      Feel like it's for sure a confidence and maybe even "fear" issue with Numi.. she's afraid of getting rejected, afraid of letting someone get truly close. It seems like at least. It happens, but she may need some counseling or therapy if she truly has those fears or hesitations like it seems she does. :(

    • @Spoopball
      @Spoopball Год назад

      They've all seen each other naked and shit on the toliet in front of each other.
      Someone would say they're closer than lovers

    • @Whiskey_Assassin
      @Whiskey_Assassin Год назад +8

      i want to like this but we are at 69...

    • @ZVPieGuy
      @ZVPieGuy Год назад +27

      I think it's a friendzone thing with all of the vtubers. I remember Numi saying something about how she used to lust for Bao before she really knew her, but after getting to know her, she doesn't anymore.

    • @Dsmith6798
      @Dsmith6798 Год назад +9

      She needs someone thats experienced to take the lead like vex or cotton that can help build confidence.

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart Год назад +186

    Bao literally tried to pull the "I know how to win this argument! Numi shut up and kiss me!"

  • @caleb5572
    @caleb5572 Год назад +262

    Numi and Bao would be just perfect for each other you know.

  • @sleepydrifter6355
    @sleepydrifter6355 Год назад +330

    Sometimes... sometimes I'm like, there is no way Numi is actually THAT much of an L Queen, but then I unpause the video...

  • @RandalXVI
    @RandalXVI Год назад +91

    I love these two so much they always find a way to make me smile through the toughest of days

  • @wraithwrecker_
    @wraithwrecker_ Год назад +69

    Their level of unhinged is almost lethal.

  • @TheAssassin_2
    @TheAssassin_2 Год назад +76

    5:36 Their date?! You heard it here first folks the alleGAYtions are true!

    • @stefanootes9526
      @stefanootes9526 Год назад +10

      I think she mentions this because of the date night video, but I am not 100% sure

  • @vladtheimpalerofficial
    @vladtheimpalerofficial Год назад +69

    I see numi and bao i click

  • @Lord_Mistfire
    @Lord_Mistfire Год назад +19

    “Bao! Just come inside!”

  • @Zackrobotheart
    @Zackrobotheart Год назад +32

    imagine vtubers on hot ones
    "ok our first wing features pink cat bland sauce"
    "our second sauce is from the good people at kfp, phoenix classic"
    ...
    "our second to last sauce is where it starts to get really hot. Clipper's Mega lewd sauce with liquid cringe."
    "and the final sauce its a tradition to add one drop to the wing; The Last Yab."

  • @a-1themanifestations
    @a-1themanifestations Год назад +36

    Numi in that outfit looking gooooooood!! 🤩

  • @writz2
    @writz2 Год назад +17

    0:09 Perfect sound alert. Also 2:19

  • @kythlyn
    @kythlyn Год назад +22

    Nice edits; couldn't hear most of what Bao said live. Thanks!

  • @mrgrimmlore
    @mrgrimmlore Год назад +8

    Just close your eyes... and listen...

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Год назад +16

    Who else sees “Baomi” becoming a thing real soon?

  • @ammendum9044
    @ammendum9044 Год назад +11

    This went from 100 to 1000 real quick.

  • @kuromaxima8745
    @kuromaxima8745 Год назад +92

    Can they just kiss already!? I’m done being teased.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia Год назад +36

      bao certainly has been trying lol
      some point bao just needs to take the initiative herself and ask lol

    • @generalbutterscotch4887
      @generalbutterscotch4887 Год назад +41

      The worst (funniest) part is that Numi is no stranger to _kissing_ her friends from time to time. It's not knowing what to do afterwards that's the problem.

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 Год назад +8

      ​@@generalbutterscotch4887
      Pretty much!

    • @TheEpicMusic161
      @TheEpicMusic161 Год назад +15

      They literally actually have already kissed, on stream even.

    • @grigori9061
      @grigori9061 Год назад +4

      @@TheEpicMusic161source?

  • @KNJfan
    @KNJfan Год назад +34

    This count as softcore exhibitionism :p

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  Год назад +4

      Shh.... don't give RUclips more reasons to ban the channel....

  • @backup_rookie3913
    @backup_rookie3913 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hopefully Numi can accept the inner-yuri in her heart, it'd be so beautiful to witness and I legitimately hope that she finds a commited girlfriend to tie the knot with, not even *remotely* joking here...! ^-^
    Yuriliciousness is love, yuriliciousness is life. *

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd Год назад +6

    I’m staring respectfully 👀

  • @Yunglex313
    @Yunglex313 Год назад +10

    Man...and I thought I was a degenerate.

  • @lorainejustice
    @lorainejustice Год назад +3

    "Next to the what-"
    Heartfelt

  • @causticrevolver
    @causticrevolver Год назад +11

    Bro they just need to date already 😂

  • @blanck7457
    @blanck7457 Год назад +21

    Very sus

  • @SaraVeryLittleBean_456
    @SaraVeryLittleBean_456 Год назад +2

    I ThOUgHt I T WAsSSs WIndSDAy
    Got me on the floor

  • @dylangarrison345
    @dylangarrison345 Год назад +4

    That's what she said

  • @Icetea-2000
    @Icetea-2000 Год назад +6

    0:10 don’t mind if I do

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine Год назад +2

    La la la kiss🎶 the girl verse from original Little Mermaid.

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 Год назад +4

    @0:38, Numi sez 'They're "C"'s! Now, "C"'s nice, very nice! But Numi's new model ain't sportin' no "C"'s, dammit! Heck, each one is as big as her model's head! Tell me I'm wrong...

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 Год назад +1

      C is the cup not the lengh so its the surface area of the end of the breast

  • @danteabaddon
    @danteabaddon Год назад +3

    Bob (Numi and Shyllily) is Dante.
    And Bao and Numi's son will be Vergil.

  • @phoenix78917
    @phoenix78917 Год назад +4

    Adorable couple

  • @BANANAFREAK212
    @BANANAFREAK212 3 месяца назад

    1:24 thats what she said😂
    Ok im sorry

  • @magebear7
    @magebear7 Год назад +1

    No shot Numi's a C.

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 10 месяцев назад +1

    Numi's meme problem is being chronically female in that she won't make her choices fast enough and act.
    She seems to lose traction the closer she gets to doing it. Her explanations are always "I just lose interest in that way".
    Clear signs of a person who has always settled for friendship. I recall she mentioned a camp experience where she ghosted
    a girl that finally showed interest back. Clear sign of a woman too scared for a relationship. Connect the dots and you've found a woman that cannot get into a serious relationship without alot of help. Numi's choice of partners as a result of this will be very YABAI. Numi needs to address her issues, because otherwise she will only be available to demanding people. They are the sort that jump into your lap and tell you how things are going to happen. Now that can be pretty cool in a romanticized fashion, but in most cases these folks are evil fricks.

  • @someguyswholikesvtubers8864
    @someguyswholikesvtubers8864 Год назад +2

    Real

  • @sirlagsalot8474
    @sirlagsalot8474 Год назад +5

    The thumbnail reminds me of Sonic and Mario

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  Год назад +4

      Oh no....

    • @Tyyin.
      @Tyyin. Год назад +1

      how the f- why? LOL

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 Год назад +2

    Come inside? What?

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx Год назад +3

    What’s the lore behind these two? Are they dating?

  • @mooparr
    @mooparr Год назад +9

    Those are NOT Cs bruh.

  • @jasentrevino2670
    @jasentrevino2670 Год назад +2

    😆

  • @KakashiHatake-fr7qu
    @KakashiHatake-fr7qu 10 месяцев назад

    0:51

  • @macfluffers
    @macfluffers Год назад +3

    Yeah, they're not not dating. I'm not buying it

  • @KakashiHatake-fr7qu
    @KakashiHatake-fr7qu 10 месяцев назад

    5:41

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 Год назад +2

    This is suss

  • @KakashiHatake-fr7qu
    @KakashiHatake-fr7qu 10 месяцев назад

    5:10

  • @zer0sinder
    @zer0sinder Год назад +2

    No way those are "C's"!

  • @F4rlock
    @F4rlock 11 дней назад

    Wait, did they actually kiss tho ???

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis Год назад +20

    Roach they don't forget their lives they just want people to watch they get off because of the audience.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  Год назад +7

      XDDD

    • @lostnemesis
      @lostnemesis Год назад +7

      Shit now I see more of me being tired as shit and not proofreading anything 😂

  • @TheRevolutionaryProletarian
    @TheRevolutionaryProletarian 11 месяцев назад +2

    they so gay💀

  • @OmegaZyklon
    @OmegaZyklon 4 месяца назад

    Wtf did I just listen to?...

  • @janaihamilton1895
    @janaihamilton1895 3 месяца назад

    5:47